MOO-AHHH!

[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
       [F#m]
Try it one time
[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
       [F#m]
Try it one time
[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]            [E]     [D]
Leave 'em on the kitchen table

(Well...
MOO-AHHH!)
               [E]
Baby take your teeth out
         [F#m]
It'll be fine
[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
         [F#m]
It'll be fine
[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]               [E]     [D]
There ain't nothin' left to talk about

[E]
(C'mon, baby
[F#m]
That's what I like
[E]           [F#]
Yeah... Well, c'mon
Mm... yeah... Moo-ahhh
The way you handle that...
No, oh, marvel
[B]
Don't mind your blisters
On your hand
Moo-ahhh)

[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
         [F#]
You look divine
(MOO-AHHH)
[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
(Mehnenenenene)
[A]      [F#]
You look divine
[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]        [E]     [D]
Go ahead and eat the label

(Boiling water kills germs
Mmm-hmm... Yeah
I told you!)
               [E]
Baby take your teeth out
       [F#m]
I will recline
(The little girl must be praketin' witchcraft!)
[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
       [F#m]
I will recline
[D]            [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]               [E]          [D]
There ain't nothin' left to talk about 

From Madam Wong's to Starwood
To the Whiskey on the Strip
You can hear the crashing, blasting strum
Of bands that come to be real hip
And get a record contract
From a talent scout some day
They'll sell their ass, their cocks and balls
They'll take the check 'n walk away
If they're lucky they'll get famous
For a week or two perhaps
They'll buy some ugly clothes to wear
And hope the business don't collapse
Before some stupid magazine
Decides they're really good
They're a Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
From downtown Hollywood

Tinsel Town Rebellion,
Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
It's a little bitty Tinsel Town Rebellion
A Tinsel Town Rebellion Band

They used to play all kinds of stuff
And some of it was nice
Some of it was musical
But then they took some guy's advice
To get a record deal, he said,
They would have to be more punk
Forget their chops and play real dumb
Or else they would be sunk
So off they go to S.I.R. to learn some stupid riffs
(Oh no!)
No!
(No no no no no no)
No!
(It's the 80's again!)

And when they think they've got it
They launch a new career
Who gives a fuck if what they play
Is somewhat insincere
(Let's dance the blues again, get down
Dance the blues again, everybody
Dance the blues again, hey...
I write the songs that make the young girls cry!)

Did you know that in Tinsel Town the people down there
Think that substance is a bore
And if your New Wave group looks good
They'll hurry on back for more
Of leather groups
(Eye to eye
Rock you like a nincompoop!)
And plastic groups
(Whip it good!)
And groups that look real queer
(I'll tumble 4 ya!
I'll tumble 4 ya!
I'll tumble 4... )
(Moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo MOO-AHHH!)
The Tinsel Town aficionados
Come to see and not to hear
But then again this system works
As perfect as a dream
It works for all of those record company pricks
Who come to skim the cream
From the cesspools of excitement
Where Jim Morrison once stood
It's the Tinsel Town Rebellion
From down down down
(Down down down)
Town town town
(Town town town)
Holl loll loll
(Holl loll loll)
Lly lly lly lly
Woo-oo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ood

Downtown Hollywood!
An incredible ugly little town!
It's really boring!

[C]
Be in my video,
[Am]
Darling, every night
[F]
I will rent a cage for you
[G]
And mi j-i-nits dressed in white
(teeny-little-tiny-little... )

[C]
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
[Am]
Pretend to sing the words
[F]
I'll rent a gleaming limousine;
[G]
Release a flock of
Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds

[C]
Wear a leather collar
(Wear a leather collar)
[Am]
And a dagger in your ear
(A dagger in your ear)
(Stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-YOU!)
[C]                   [F]
I will make your nose smell the glove
[G]
And try to look sincere, then we'll

[C]
Dance the blues
(Oh yes)
[Am]
Let's dance the blues
(We'll dance the blues)
[F]
Let's dance the blues
(We'll dance them very much)
[G]
Under the megawatt moonlight

[C]
Pretend to be Chinese,
(One-hung-low)
[Am]
I'll make you wear red shoes
[F]
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion
[Am]               [G]
All the big groups use

[C]
Atomic light will shine
(Will shine)
[Am]
Through an old venetian blind
(Venetian blind)
[F]
Making patterns on your face,
(On your face)
[G]
Then it cuts to outer space

With its billions & billions &
Billions & billions

[F]
Be in my video
(In my video)
[Fm]
Darling, every night
(Darling, every night)
[C]
Everyone in cable-land
(Everyone in cable-gable-land)
Will say you're 'outa-site'
(I say they'll say you're 'outa-site')

[F]
You can show your legs
(You can show the pretty legs)
[Fm]
While you're getting in the car, then
(In my red hot-rod car, then I... )
[D]         [D7]
I will look repulsive
([With my big ears and all])
[G]
While I mangle my guitar

[F]
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
[C]
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
[G]
Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh

Tee-nu-nee----moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee----moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo

[C]
After all the close-up shots
[Am]      [Am7]   [Am]
Of you in bondage leather
[F]
They'll spray an alley with a hose
[G]
And we'll escape together, while we

[C]
Dance de blues agin
(I'm dancing the blues)
(Oh yes, we'll dance the blues)
[Am]
Led dance de blude agin
(I'm dancing the blues)
(Sure we will)
[F]
Led dance de blues agin
(I'm dancing... )
(We'll dance them blues)
[G]
In de middle o' de alley

[C]
Let's dance your face
(Let's dance your face)
[Am]
Let's dance your lips
(And dance your lips)
[F]
Let's dance your nose
(We can dance your nose)
[G]
And then we'll dance your sinus
[G]
MOO-AHHHH!

[G]              [A]
We must say good-bye
           [D]
There's no need for you to cry
     [A]           [G]           [D]
It's better that I tell you this tonight
    [G]                   [A]
Our affair has been quite heated
            [Cbm]          [G]
You thought I was what you needed
        [G]               [A]
But the time has come, my darlin'
   [G]        [D]
To set things right

        [D]
I'll be harder than yer husband
       [A]
To get along with
[G]             [A]           [D]
Harder than yer husband every night
        [C]             [G]
I'll be harder than yer husband
[C]             [G]
Harder than yer husband
[G]
An' I don't want our love affair
   [D]        [A]
To end with a fight

         [G]           [A]
You been like a little angel
        [D]
How you loved me
      [A]            [G]            [D]
An' I appreciate the warmth of your embrace
          [G]                 [A]
Well, the world don't need to know
      [Cbm]  [G]
How I adored you
        [D]               [A]
But the time has come, my darlin'
                 [G]     [D]
T' tell you this face to face...

        [D]
I'll be harder than yer husband
       [A]
To get along with
[G]             [A]           [D]
Harder than yer husband every night
        [C]             [G]
I'll be harder than yer husband
[C]             [G]
Harder than yer husband
[G]
An' I don't want our love affair
   [D]        [A]
To end with a fight

        [G]    [A]              [D]
So it's adios, adios, my little darlin'
(Adios my little darlin'... )
          [A]           [G]                   [D]
Keep that hankie that I gave you for when you cry
          [G]                 [A]
There are things that trouble me
        [Cbm]              [G]
And I'm sure that you must see
        [D]                 [A]
That it breaks my heart the same as yours
     [G]         [D]
When we say good-bye

[C]             [G]
Harder than yer husband
[C]                [G]
Harder than yer... much, much, much
[C]             [G]
Harder than yer husband
[C]                [G]
Harder than yer... much, much, much
[C]             [G]
Harder than yer husband
[C]                [G]
Harder than yer... much, much, much
[C]             [G]
Harder than yer husband
[C]
Harder than yer...

[D]
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble 
[G]         [A]                [D]
Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back
[D]
When you see him comin', better cut out on the double
[G]         [A]                [D]
Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back

[D]   [G]
Yeah! My boyfriend's back
[D]   [G]
Yeah! He really digs my crack
[D]   [G]
Yeah! You know he's got the knack

[D]
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation 
[G]         [A]                [D]
Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back
[D]
If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation 
[G]         [A]                [D]
Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back

[D]   [G]
Yeah! My boyfriend's back
[D]   [G]
Yeah! My boyfriend's back
[D]   [G]
Yeah! You know he's gonna do

       [E]
Here I come
[B]       [Emaj7]
Wee, woo, hoo
(BWOOHOODAHOOO)
[G#m]
I hear there's been some trouble
                 [Amaj7]
Since I've been away
                          [B7]
And here's what I have to say
              [E]
I said I'd be home
    [E7]
And here I am
              [E]
I said I'd be home
[E7]
And here I am

[A7]
They tell me some joker's been a-bothering you
[A7]
I trust you, pretty baby, I know you've been true
[A7]                                          [B7]
And from this moment on his schemin' days are through

                   [E7]
I'm gonna bust his head
[A7]       [E7]
He's gonna wish he were dead
[A7]      [E7]
I'm gonna pop his eye
[A7]               [E7]
I'm gonna make him cry
(YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!)
[A7]       [E7]
I'm gonna jump on his back
[A7]                      [E7]
I'm gonna give him such a smack
[A7]                     [E7]
You know I've got what I need
[A7]        [E7]
Come on and watch him bleed

[G]      [Em]
I'm all alone
[Cm]       [D]
Feeling so blue
[G]            [Em]
Thinking about you
        [C]          [D]
And the love we once knew
[G]             [Em]
And each time I do
   [Am]              [D]
It brings back those memories
      [G]
Of El Monte

[G]        [Em]
If I could go back
         [Am]        [D]
To those days of the past
[G]            [Em]
I'd show you a love...
[A]               [D]
A love that would last
[G]        [Em]
Oh, I remember
      [C]       [D]
Those wonderful dances
[G]
In El Monte

[C]
Remember the dance
[Cm]
I held you so tight
[G]
The Satins were singing
[]
"In The Still Of The Nite"
[C]
You gave me your heart
[Cm]            [C]
And your love undying
[A]
Today I'm alone...
[D]
I'm sitting here crying

[G]                [Em]
If only they would have
[C]           [D]
Those dances again
[G]                        [Em]
I would know where to find you
[C]            [D]
And all my old friends
[G]                       [Em]
Because The Shields would sing...
     [C]          [D]
"You cheated. You lied..."
[G]                      [Em]
And the Heartbeats would croon...
          [C]            [D]
"You're a thousand miles away..."
[G]                                 [Em]
And Don Julian along with The Meadowlarks would sing...
[C] [D]     [G] [Em]
"Heaven and Paradise
[C]            [D]     [G] [Em]
That's where I want to be
[C]  [D]     [G] [Em]
Just you and me
[C] [D]       [G]
In Heaven and Paradise"

[D]
"Nite Owl"...

[G]             [Em]
"Here comes the night owl
(Oh, night owl)
[Am]                [D]   [G] [Em]
Walking through the front door
(Oh, night owl)
[Am]  [D]       [G] [Em]
But I told you, baby
(Oh, Night owl)
[Am]    [D]         [G]  [Em]
I don't love you no more"

[D]
The Jaguars...

[G]   [Em] [C]              [D]
"Some day, when I'm awfully low
[G]     [Em]
And the world is cold
[C]            [D]           [G]     [Em]
I would feel a glow just thinking of you
[C]              [D]    [G]
Just the way you feel tonight"

[Em]
And The Jacks...

[G]            [Em]
"Why don't you write me, darling
[C]       [D]
Send me a letter
[G]         [Em]
Tell me you love me, dear
[C]          [D]
Make me feel better
[G] [Em]
I love you
[C]       [D]   [G]  [Em]
Yes, it's you I adore"
[C]             [C]
The Paragons... singing "Oh! In The Sky"...

[G]        [Em]
Oh, in the sky
[C]        [D]
Oh, in the sky
[G]        [Em]
Oh, in the sky
[C]        [D]
Oh, in the sky
[G]        [Em]
Oh, in the sky
[C]        [D]
Oh, in the sky
[G]    [C]
In the sky

[C]
In the sky
[Cm]
Oh, in the sky
[G] [F#] [G]
Ah, ah, ah
[C]
Oh, in the sky
[Cm]
Oh, in the sky
[D]        [C#]
Oh, in the sky

[D] [G] [D] 

[G]       [Em]
Oh, night owl
[C]       [D]
Oh, night owl
[G]       [Em]
Oh, night owl
[C]       [D]
Oh, night owl
[G]       [Em]
Oh, night owl
[C]       [D]
Oh, night owl
[A] [D7]  [G]
Oh, night owl
[F#7] [E7]
Yeah, yeah
[Am7]       [D7]
Oh oh oh oh oh
           [G]
Oh, in the sky

[G]
La la, la la la, la la
[Em]
La la, la la la, la la
[C]
La la, la la la, la la
[D]
La la, la la la, la la

[G]
Although you don't want me no more
    [Em]
Oh, but it's all right, all right with me
[C]
I know, you're gonna want me some day
    [D]
Oh, you will want me, when I run away

    [G]
Oh, Valarie
[Em]
Valarie
(Valarie)
[C]
Valarie
(Valarie)
[D]
Don't you need me?
(Valarie)
[G]
Don't you want me?
(Valarie)

[G]
Ah, ah ah!
(Valarie)
[Em]
Ah, ah ah ah!
(Valarie)
[C]
Ah, ah ah ah!
(Valarie)
[D]
Valarie!
(Valarie)
Come on home!
(Valarie)

[G]
Although you don't want me no more
[Em]
Oh, but it's all right, I'm on your door
[C]
And I know you're gonna want me some day
[D]
Yes, you will want me when I run away

[G]
Oh, Valarie
(Valarie)
[Em]
Valarie
(Valarie)
[C]
Valarie
(Valarie)
[D]
(Valarie)

Valarie, you pig
Let your mind drift back to that night of the prom
And there I was kneeling by your side with my hand reaching up in a gesture of supplication for the red rickrack around the bottom of your white party dress
Valarie, you and I had just finished drinking a pint and a half of Romilar and we were really ripped
Oh, Valarie, you and me, baby, tore to the core
You was my teen-age queen
And the idol of my dreams
And...
And everything
And I wanted to make it with you
And I made it with you
And you gave me the clap

[G]
La la, la la la, la la
[Em]
La la, la la la, la la
[C]
La la, la la la, la la
[D]
La la, la la la, la la
(Look out!)

What will you do if we let you go home
And the plastic's all melted
And so is the chrome?

What will you do if we let you go home
And the plastic's all melted
And so is the chrome

Who are the
Who are the
Who are the brain
Police?
(Yes!)
Police?
(Yes, yes, yeah, yeah!)

What will you do when the label comes off
And the plastic's all melted
And the chrome is too soft?

What will you do when the label comes off
And the plastic's all melted
And the chrome is too soft?

Who are the
Who are the
Who are the brain
Police?
Police?
(Yeah!)

What will you do if the people you knew
Were the plastic that melted
And the chromium too?

What will you do if the people you knew
Were the plastic that melted
And the chromium too?

Who are the
Who are the
Who are the brain
Police?
Police?
Police?
Yeah!
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?
Who are the brain police?

This show's for all the Republicans here.

[A]
Cock-sucker Donny get your mother fuckin' Melani
[D7]
We're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
Fuck, suck an' fight
[G]   [C]
'Till beginnin' of the broad daylight
[D]
We don't need no goddam tariff here
[D7]
We're gonna trim them holes in a rockin'-chair
[G]
Take off all the rags
[C]                                   [A]
We're gonna play a little game called tag
[A7]                   [E]                  [A]
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball

[A]
Come on you poor ass singers and you big dick slingers
[B]
We're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
Fuck, suck an' fight
[E]   [A]
'Till beginnin' of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam tariff here
[B]
We're gonna trim them holes in a rockin'-chair
Take off all the rags
[A]
We're gonna play a little game called tag
[B]                   [E]
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball
[A]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
[A]
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball!

[C]
My name is Trump
[F]
I am an asshole
[C]
All my friends,
[F]
They call me "Don"
(Hi, Don!)
[C]
I'm from New York,
[F]
I lose lots of money,
[C]
But I fucked up
[G]
And committed some sins

[C]
Come out here to Nevada,
[F]
Just to find me
[C]
Some pretty girls
[F]
(No shit!)
[C]
The ones I seen
[F]
Gets me so horny;
[C]
Ruby lips,
[G]
'N teeth like pearls!

[C]
Wanna love 'em all!
[F]
In the name of Jesus!
[C]
Wanna pretty girl -
[F]
I'll even pay!
[C]
I'll buy 'em furs!
[F]
I'll buy 'em jewelry!
[C]
I'll never fuck them;
[G]
Here's what I say:

[E]                 [A]
I'm Lonesome Cowboy Trump!
(Speakin' atcha!)
[E]                 [A]
I only give 'em the tip!
(Posin' atcha!)
[E]        [A]
My plastic pants,
[E]        [A]
My plastic dance,
[E]        [A]
My bold advance,
[D]          [E]
On this here porn star...
Yodel-oh-ooh-pee-hey
Yodel-oh-ooh-pee!

[D]                   [A]
(He's Lonesome Cowboy Trump
[E]                [A]
Look at the tip of him!)
[D]
Come on in this place,
        [A]
'N I'll buy you a taste,
        [E]
You can sit on my face -
[A]    [A] [D]  [A]
Where's my porn star?

[C]
Donny, Donny asshole
(Thank you!)
[C]
Donny, Donny asshole 
(Yessir!)

[B/C]
I'm an awful nice guy! 
(So you say)
[C]
I hide away from the sun! 
(Oh yeah, yeah)
[C]
I'm a fascist by trade,
[E/F]
Quite a bundle like me,
[C#/D]
And I'm a feature ol' jack-ass
[F#/G]
Son-of-a-gun!
(He's a union bustin' old
Son-of-a-gun!)

[B/C]
When I get off, I get sinful
(Just the tip! Only the tip now, come on)
[C]
I spoo
[C]
Till I goo
[E/F]
On the rug
[C#/D]
Then I find me
[F#/G]
Some eighteen ninety-five Louisiana style porn star
[G]
And make her do pornographic stunts while I watch
[G]
And I have
[G]
So much fun
[D]
Jay-zus! Jay-zus!
(Pornographic stunts and I have so much fun)
(What?)

[B/C]
I huff
[C]
And I puff
(Hratche-plche
Hratche-plche)
[C]
And I pump up my sanctified erection
[C]
Till my cheeks
[E/F]
Puff up
[F]
An' turn red
[C#/D]
Along with my neck
(Say, varmint!)
[F#/G]
I drool
[G]
On my shirt
[G]
Takes a little while before I squirt
[G]
But I've been doin' it for twenty years and they haven't caught me yet
[G]
UH-OH!
[G]
Made a mistake this time!
[G]
Now I've sinned
[D]
Everybody!
(What an asshole!)
[D]                          [G]
Made a mistake and I sinned, uh!
[D]                          [G]
Made a mistake and I sinned, ow!
[D]                          [G]
Made a mistake and I sinned, what?
[D]
Made a mistake and I sinned

[E]             [A]
Lonesome Cowboy Trump!
(Sinnin' atcha!)
[E]                      [A]
Come smell this fringe-y shirt!
(Grinnin' atcha!)
[E]        [A]
My plastic pants,
[E]        [A]
My plastic dance,
[E]        [A]
My bold advance,
[D]          [E]
On this here porn star...
Yodel-oh-ooh-pee-yeah
Yodel-oh-ooh-pee!

[D]                  [A]
He's Lonesome Cowboy Trump,
(Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
[E]                 [A]
Don't you dare lock him up
(Oh, tune me in now)
[D]
Come on in this place,
        [A]
An' I'll buy you a taste,
        [E]
'N you can sit on my face -
[A]    [A] [D]  [A]
Where's my porn star?
Stormy, you hot little bitch!

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

If you should see a girl on the street
Now maybe you might think she is sweet
But if you wanna tickle her treat
Now really, what should you do?
(Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!)

Don't never let her know you are smart
The universe is no place to start
You gotta play it straight from the heart
She gwine renunciate you
(That's why you gotta...)

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

Now maybe you might think this is crude
And maybe you might think I am rude
And maybe this approach I have spewed
Is not the one for you
(Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!)

But believe me later on you'll find
As you impress her with your mind
That you would just be left behind
For a wiser fool
(So you might as well)

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her
[Continue for as long as necessary] 

There was a man
A little old man
Who lived in Montreal
With a wife and a kid
And a car and a house
And a teen-age daughter
With a see-thru blouse
Who loved to grunt and ball
And her name was Magdalena

Magdalena

The little old man
Came home one night
To his house in Montreal
He caught his daughter
In a blouse by the light
And he said to himself
"She looks all right!"
He reached for a tit
And grabbed it tight
And threw her up against the wall
(Blue Cross!)
Magdalena

Group:

My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
I work so hard, don't you understand
Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land

Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?

Howard:

Magdalena

The little old man
With the grubby little hand
Who lived in Montreal
Was drooling a bit
As he reached for a tit
And he said to himself
"This is gonna be it!"
But the girl turned around
And said, "Go eat shit!"
And ran on down the hall
Oh, right on, Magdalena!

Group:

My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
I work so hard, don't you understand
Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land

Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?

Howard:

Magdalena, don't you tease me like this
In the hallway with your blouse and your tits
Wow if your mommy ever finds us like this
She'll call a lawyer, oh how mom will be pissed

Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena,
Daughter of the New York City slums,
I'd like to take you down with me, babe,
To the corner, honey,
And get a Sabrett hot dog,
And take it on home,
Perform lewd acts,
And eat it while it's warm.
And, Magdalena, can you see us walking down to Village Oldies together, baby,
And searching for that Penguins record that always gave you an orgasm in the eighth grade, you know what I mean, honey?
I remember well,
Honey, we can go through Central Park together,
And we can watch the sun come up over the bunny things where you get your picture taken and put on a pin at the children's zoo,
And then, after that, after that we can have a rancid sausage sandwich on Bleecker St.,
Yes,
And you get that drizzly shits and fart all the way home,
Oh, can't you see it now, honey,
New York has so much to offer. Why it's a fucking summer festival,
Fun city,
And it's yours, baby

Group:
Walk, walk, walk, walk on back... etc.

Howard:
It's for you and me,
It's our oyster,
Now believe me, Magdalena, when I saw you yesterday in the hallway,
I didn't mean to grab your little tittie there,
I said, "My God, my own daughter, my flesh and blood,
I gave my sperm to this kid and now all of a sudden I'm hard as a rock,"
You know what I mean?
I reached out
And I pulled your little nipple closer to me, darling,
And your mommy walked in and said,
"Harry... "

Group:
Your mom will never know, your mom will never know... etc.

Howard:
"Harry, what are you doing with Magdalena's nipple?"
There was nothing I could say, Magdalena,
But if you just walk back to me, honey,
We don't need her,
We don't need Ian, we don't need George, we don't need anybody,
Magdalena, turn around under that DayGlo picture of Jesus we bought at the, at the, at the Night Owl, baby,
Come on, turn around, come back to me,
Your mom'll never know,
Your mom'll never know,
Your mom'll never know,
Your mom'll never know,
You gotta walk back, baby, walk back,
Come back to your daddy,
Please, Magdalena, I need you so,
Why, it'll just be you and me, honey,
We could take the Staten Island ferry together,
We can go see No, No, Nanette and Promises, Promises,
We can go to Shirley Bassey at the Waldorf-Astoria,
Why, there's nothing we can't do together, my darling,
Come back to your daddy,
It's you and me, Magdalena, for the rest of our lives...

[F#]                   [G#m]
She's such a dignified lady
         [C#m]      [G#m]
She's so pretty and soft
You can't call her a groupie
It just pisses her off

She's got diamonds and jewelry
She's got lotsa new clothes
She ain't hurtin' for money
So that everyone knows
    [C#7]          [C#m7]
She knows what she wants
    [C#m7]         [G#m7]
She knows what she likes
[C#m7]
Daddy, daddy, daddy
[G#m7]
Daddy, daddy, daddy
[C#m7]
Daddy, daddy, daddy
[C#5]
Look out
She's got her eyes on you

She left her place after midnight
And she came to the club
You know that her and her partner
Came down here lookin' for love
They want a guy from a group
Who's got a thing in a charts
And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
They will give him their hearts

'Cause they know what you got/she wants
They know what they like
And daddy, daddy, daddy
Daddy, daddy, daddy
Daddy, daddy, daddy
All right
You got 'em screamin' all night

(Work! Work! Workin' the wall!)

Daddy, daddy, daddy
Daddy, daddy, daddy
Daddy, daddy, daddy
All right
You got 'em screamin' all night

[C]
                     [F]
Remember Freddie and Jo?
                          [C] [D]
The night you went to the show?
[C]
(A monster movie)
[C]
Clutchin' at yer hand
            [D]
(Wait ten seconds)
[C]
Clutchin' at yer arm
            [D]
(Wait ten seconds)
[F]                [G]
Clutchin' at yer elbow
            [D]
(Wait ten seconds)
[C]
Where did your brassiere go?
[G]
When the monster came out
[F]
Everybody shout
[C]
People all around you
[C]
Screamin' at the monster
[C]                      [F]
The Monster From The U.S.O.

[G]

[C]
Who's this dude with his hair straight back?
[C]
His new white socks, 'n his pants all black
[C]
His T-shirt's rolled
[C]
His watch is gold
[C]
A '55 Chevy that his brother just stoled
[F]
With his arm's around yer waist
[F]
An' his hand is in yer pants
[G]
An' he asks you for a date
[G]
To the servicemen's dance

[C]
Suppose you don't wanna?
[C]
What can you do?
[C]
When a joker like that
[C]              [G]
Got his hands on you
[C]   [F]
Oh, baby!
[G]   [F]
T-T-T-Tell me baby

          [G]
Would you go all the way
[C]
For the U.S.O.?
          [G]
Would you go all the way
[C]
For the U.S.A.?
          [F]
Would you go all the way
[C]
For the U.S.O.?
Lift up your dress, if the answer is "no"

[C]       [F]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
          [C]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
          [F]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
          [G]
Would you go all the way?
          [G]
Would you go all the way?

          [F]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
          [C]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
          [F]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
          [G]
Would you go all the way?
          [A#]
Would you go all the way?
          [C]
Would you go all the way?
          [D]
Would you go all the way?

There's an ugly wasel 'bout six-foot two
Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'
And he's a little busy
Suckin' prong part time
In the name of The Lord

Get a clue, ya' fuckin shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks you're a jerk

Did he really choose Donny to do His Work?
(Nuh uh!)

Elon says that he's The One
Oh sure he is,
if Armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An' he's got some planned for you!
Now, tell me that ain't true

Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay,
Will Trump let Jimbo get away?
Everything we've heard him say
Indicated that Jim must pay,
(And it just might hurt a bit)
Just a bit!
But keep that money rollin' in,
'Cause crooked filthy Trump
Can't get enough of it

Perhaps it's their idea
Of an Affirmative Action Plan
To give White Trash a 'special break';
Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their Buddy, up above
For sending down his love
While you all smell the glue

Trump and Musk should take a pole
Right up each used up glory-hole,
With tar and feathers too --
Just like they'd love to do to you

('Cause they think you are bad --)
YES THEY DO!
(And they are very mad)

'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school!
We'd need an ark to survive the drool
Of Micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And 'Jimbo-Jimbo' when they graduate

Conviced they are 'The Chosen Ones'
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the N.R.A.
With their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray

With a Ku-Klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you ain't Born Again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin':
"No abortion, no-siree!"
"Life's too precious, can't you see!"
What's that hangin' from the neighbor's tree?
Why, it looks like 'colored folks' to me --
(Would THEY do THAT...)
They've been doing it for years!
(Seriously?)

When Donny gets in the White House,
And suddenly --
The rights of 'certain people' disappear
Mysteriously?

Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify
As an American Tragedy?
Especially if he covers it up, sayin'
"Jesus told it to me!"

I hope we never see that day,
In The Land of The Free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?

And if you don't know by now,
The truth of what I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow
Then, surely I have failed somehow!

And Jesus will think I'm a jerk, just like you
If you let those plastic people
Make a monkey out of you!

I said:
"Jesus will think you're a jerk"
And it will be true!

Trump and Elon!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go

[A] [D] [Em] [D]
Plastic people
You gotta go

Plastic people
You gotta go

A fine little girl
She waits for me
She's as plastic
As she can be
She paints her face
With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair
With some shampoo

Plastic people
You gotta go
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Plastic people
You gotta go

Take a day
And walk around
Watch the nazis
Run your town
Then go home
And check yourself
You think we're singing
'Bout someone else
But you're

Plastic people
You gotta go
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Plastic people
You gotta go

Bullshit.

Me see a neon
Moon above
I searched for years
And found no love
I'm sure that love
Will never be
A product of
Plasticity

Plastic people
You gotta go
(Change)

Plastic people
You gotta go
(Change)

You gotta go
(Change)

You gotta go!