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- Baby, Take Your Teeth Out (Them Or Us)
- Be In My Video (Them Or Us)
- Harder Than Your Husband [+1] (You Are What You Is)
- My Boyfriend’s Back (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
- Bust His Head (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
- Memories Of El Monte (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
- Oh, In The Sky (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
- Valarie (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
- Cock-Suckers Ball (Does Humour Belong In Music?)
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt [Trump Version] (The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life)
- Find Her Finer [+2] (The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life)
- Would You Go All The Way? (Chunga’s Revenge)
- Plastic People (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
- The Idiot Bastard Son (We’re Only In It For The Money)
- Jelly Roll Gum Drop (Cruising With Ruben and The Jets)
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Chords (We’re Only In It For The Money)
- Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder (Freak Out!)
- Motherly Love (Freak Out!)
- Sofa No. 2 (One Size Fits All)
- Uncle Bernie’s Farm [+5] (Absolutely Free)
- Concentration Moon [+2] (We’re Only In It For The Money)
- Sharleena [+2] (Chunga’s Revenge)
- How Could I Be Such A Fool (Freak Out!)
- He’s So Gay (You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6)
- What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body (We’re Only In It For The Money)
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out (Them Or Us)
MOO-AHHH!
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]
Try it one time
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]
Try it one time
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m] [E] [D]
Leave 'em on the kitchen table
(Well...
MOO-AHHH!)
[E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]
It'll be fine
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]
It'll be fine
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m] [E] [D]
There ain't nothin' left to talk about
[E]
(C'mon, baby
[F#m]
That's what I like
[E] [F#]
Yeah... Well, c'mon
Mm... yeah... Moo-ahhh
The way you handle that...
No, oh, marvel
[B]
Don't mind your blisters
On your hand
Moo-ahhh)
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#]
You look divine
(MOO-AHHH)
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
(Mehnenenenene)
[A] [F#]
You look divine
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m] [E] [D]
Go ahead and eat the label
(Boiling water kills germs
Mmm-hmm... Yeah
I told you!)
[E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]
I will recline
(The little girl must be praketin' witchcraft!)
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m]
I will recline
[D] [E]
Baby take your teeth out
[F#m] [E] [D]
There ain't nothin' left to talk about
Be In My Video (Them Or Us)
[C]
Be in my video,
[Am]
Darling, every night
[F]
I will rent a cage for you
[G]
And mi j-i-nits dressed in white
(teeny-little-tiny-little... )
[C]
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
[Am]
Pretend to sing the words
[F]
I'll rent a gleaming limousine;
[G]
Release a flock of
Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds
[C]
Wear a leather collar
(Wear a leather collar)
[Am]
And a dagger in your ear
(A dagger in your ear)
(Stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-YOU!)
[C] [F]
I will make your nose smell the glove
[G]
And try to look sincere, then we'll
[C]
Dance the blues
(Oh yes)
[Am]
Let's dance the blues
(We'll dance the blues)
[F]
Let's dance the blues
(We'll dance them very much)
[G]
Under the megawatt moonlight
[C]
Pretend to be Chinese,
(One-hung-low)
[Am]
I'll make you wear red shoes
[F]
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion
[Am] [G]
All the big groups use
[C]
Atomic light will shine
(Will shine)
[Am]
Through an old venetian blind
(Venetian blind)
[F]
Making patterns on your face,
(On your face)
[G]
Then it cuts to outer space
With its billions & billions &
Billions & billions
[F]
Be in my video
(In my video)
[Fm]
Darling, every night
(Darling, every night)
[C]
Everyone in cable-land
(Everyone in cable-gable-land)
Will say you're 'outa-site'
(I say they'll say you're 'outa-site')
[F]
You can show your legs
(You can show the pretty legs)
[Fm]
While you're getting in the car, then
(In my red hot-rod car, then I... )
[D] [D7]
I will look repulsive
([With my big ears and all])
[G]
While I mangle my guitar
[F]
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
[C]
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
[G]
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee----moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee----moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo
[C]
After all the close-up shots
[Am] [Am7] [Am]
Of you in bondage leather
[F]
They'll spray an alley with a hose
[G]
And we'll escape together, while we
[C]
Dance de blues agin
(I'm dancing the blues)
(Oh yes, we'll dance the blues)
[Am]
Led dance de blude agin
(I'm dancing the blues)
(Sure we will)
[F]
Led dance de blues agin
(I'm dancing... )
(We'll dance them blues)
[G]
In de middle o' de alley
[C]
Let's dance your face
(Let's dance your face)
[Am]
Let's dance your lips
(And dance your lips)
[F]
Let's dance your nose
(We can dance your nose)
[G]
And then we'll dance your sinus
[G]
MOO-AHHHH!
Harder Than Your Husband [+1] (You Are What You Is)
[G] [A]
We must say good-bye
[D]
There's no need for you to cry
[A] [G] [D]
It's better that I tell you this tonight
[G] [A]
Our affair has been quite heated
[Cbm] [G]
You thought I was what you needed
[G] [A]
But the time has come, my darlin'
[G] [D]
To set things right
[D]
I'll be harder than yer husband
[A]
To get along with
[G] [A] [D]
Harder than yer husband every night
[C] [G]
I'll be harder than yer husband
[C] [G]
Harder than yer husband
[G]
An' I don't want our love affair
[D] [A]
To end with a fight
[G] [A]
You been like a little angel
[D]
How you loved me
[A] [G] [D]
An' I appreciate the warmth of your embrace
[G] [A]
Well, the world don't need to know
[Cbm] [G]
How I adored you
[D] [A]
But the time has come, my darlin'
[G] [D]
T' tell you this face to face...
[D]
I'll be harder than yer husband
[A]
To get along with
[G] [A] [D]
Harder than yer husband every night
[C] [G]
I'll be harder than yer husband
[C] [G]
Harder than yer husband
[G]
An' I don't want our love affair
[D] [A]
To end with a fight
[G] [A] [D]
So it's adios, adios, my little darlin'
(Adios my little darlin'... )
[A] [G] [D]
Keep that hankie that I gave you for when you cry
[G] [A]
There are things that trouble me
[Cbm] [G]
And I'm sure that you must see
[D] [A]
That it breaks my heart the same as yours
[G] [D]
When we say good-bye
[C] [G]
Harder than yer husband
[C] [G]
Harder than yer... much, much, much
[C] [G]
Harder than yer husband
[C] [G]
Harder than yer... much, much, much
[C] [G]
Harder than yer husband
[C] [G]
Harder than yer... much, much, much
[C] [G]
Harder than yer husband
[C]
Harder than yer...
My Boyfriend’s Back (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
[D]
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
[G] [A] [D]
Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back
[D]
When you see him comin', better cut out on the double
[G] [A] [D]
Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back
[D] [G]
Yeah! My boyfriend's back
[D] [G]
Yeah! He really digs my crack
[D] [G]
Yeah! You know he's got the knack
[D]
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation
[G] [A] [D]
Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back
[D]
If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation
[G] [A] [D]
Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back
[D] [G]
Yeah! My boyfriend's back
[D] [G]
Yeah! My boyfriend's back
[D] [G]
Yeah! You know he's gonna do
Bust His Head (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
[E]
Here I come
[B] [Emaj7]
Wee, woo, hoo
(BWOOHOODAHOOO)
[G#m]
I hear there's been some trouble
[Amaj7]
Since I've been away
[B7]
And here's what I have to say
[E]
I said I'd be home
[E7]
And here I am
[E]
I said I'd be home
[E7]
And here I am
[A7]
They tell me some joker's been a-bothering you
[A7]
I trust you, pretty baby, I know you've been true
[A7] [B7]
And from this moment on his schemin' days are through
[E7]
I'm gonna bust his head
[A7] [E7]
He's gonna wish he were dead
[A7] [E7]
I'm gonna pop his eye
[A7] [E7]
I'm gonna make him cry
(YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!)
[A7] [E7]
I'm gonna jump on his back
[A7] [E7]
I'm gonna give him such a smack
[A7] [E7]
You know I've got what I need
[A7] [E7]
Come on and watch him bleed
Memories Of El Monte (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
[G] [Em]
I'm all alone
[Cm] [D]
Feeling so blue
[G] [Em]
Thinking about you
[C] [D]
And the love we once knew
[G] [Em]
And each time I do
[Am] [D]
It brings back those memories
[G]
Of El Monte
[G] [Em]
If I could go back
[Am] [D]
To those days of the past
[G] [Em]
I'd show you a love...
[A] [D]
A love that would last
[G] [Em]
Oh, I remember
[C] [D]
Those wonderful dances
[G]
In El Monte
[C]
Remember the dance
[Cm]
I held you so tight
[G]
The Satins were singing
[]
"In The Still Of The Nite"
[C]
You gave me your heart
[Cm] [C]
And your love undying
[A]
Today I'm alone...
[D]
I'm sitting here crying
[G] [Em]
If only they would have
[C] [D]
Those dances again
[G] [Em]
I would know where to find you
[C] [D]
And all my old friends
[G] [Em]
Because The Shields would sing...
[C] [D]
"You cheated. You lied..."
[G] [Em]
And the Heartbeats would croon...
[C] [D]
"You're a thousand miles away..."
[G] [Em]
And Don Julian along with The Meadowlarks would sing...
[C] [D] [G] [Em]
"Heaven and Paradise
[C] [D] [G] [Em]
That's where I want to be
[C] [D] [G] [Em]
Just you and me
[C] [D] [G]
In Heaven and Paradise"
[D]
"Nite Owl"...
[G] [Em]
"Here comes the night owl
(Oh, night owl)
[Am] [D] [G] [Em]
Walking through the front door
(Oh, night owl)
[Am] [D] [G] [Em]
But I told you, baby
(Oh, Night owl)
[Am] [D] [G] [Em]
I don't love you no more"
[D]
The Jaguars...
[G] [Em] [C] [D]
"Some day, when I'm awfully low
[G] [Em]
And the world is cold
[C] [D] [G] [Em]
I would feel a glow just thinking of you
[C] [D] [G]
Just the way you feel tonight"
[Em]
And The Jacks...
[G] [Em]
"Why don't you write me, darling
[C] [D]
Send me a letter
[G] [Em]
Tell me you love me, dear
[C] [D]
Make me feel better
[G] [Em]
I love you
[C] [D] [G] [Em]
Yes, it's you I adore"
[C] [C]
The Paragons... singing "Oh! In The Sky"...
Oh, In The Sky (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
[G] [Em]
Oh, in the sky
[C] [D]
Oh, in the sky
[G] [Em]
Oh, in the sky
[C] [D]
Oh, in the sky
[G] [Em]
Oh, in the sky
[C] [D]
Oh, in the sky
[G] [C]
In the sky
[C]
In the sky
[Cm]
Oh, in the sky
[G] [F#] [G]
Ah, ah, ah
[C]
Oh, in the sky
[Cm]
Oh, in the sky
[D] [C#]
Oh, in the sky
[D] [G] [D]
[G] [Em]
Oh, night owl
[C] [D]
Oh, night owl
[G] [Em]
Oh, night owl
[C] [D]
Oh, night owl
[G] [Em]
Oh, night owl
[C] [D]
Oh, night owl
[A] [D7] [G]
Oh, night owl
[F#7] [E7]
Yeah, yeah
[Am7] [D7]
Oh oh oh oh oh
[G]
Oh, in the sky
Valarie (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
[G]
La la, la la la, la la
[Em]
La la, la la la, la la
[C]
La la, la la la, la la
[D]
La la, la la la, la la
[G] [Em]
Although you don't want me no more
Oh, but it's all right, all right with me
[C]
I know, you're gonna want me some day
[D]
Oh, you will want me, when I run away
[G]
Oh, Valarie
[Em]
Valarie
(Valarie)
[C]
Valarie
(Valarie)
[D]
Don't you need me?
(Valarie)
[G]
Don't you want me?
(Valarie)
[G]
Ah, ah ah!
(Valarie)
[Em]
Ah, ah ah ah!
(Valarie)
[C]
Ah, ah ah ah!
(Valarie)
[D]
Valarie!
(Valarie)
Come on home!
(Valarie)
[G]
Although you don't want me no more
[Em]
Oh, but it's all right, I'm on your door
[C]
And I know you're gonna want me some day
[D]
Yes, you will want me when I run away
[G]
Oh, Valarie
(Valarie)
[Em]
Valarie
(Valarie)
[C]
Valarie
(Valarie)
[D]
(Valarie)
Valarie, you pig
Let your mind drift back to that night of the prom
And there I was kneeling by your side with my hand reaching up in a gesture of supplication for the red rickrack around the bottom of your white party dress
Valarie, you and I had just finished drinking a pint and a half of Romilar and we were really ripped
Oh, Valarie, you and me, baby, tore to the core
You was my teen-age queen
And the idol of my dreams
And...
And everything
And I wanted to make it with you
And I made it with you
And you gave me the clap
[G]
La la, la la la, la la
[Em]
La la, la la la, la la
[C]
La la, la la la, la la
[D]
La la, la la la, la la
(Look out!)
Cock-Suckers Ball (Does Humour Belong In Music?)
This show's for all the Republicans here.
[A]
Cock-sucker Donny get your mother fuckin' Melani
[D7]
We're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
Fuck, suck an' fight
[G] [C]
'Till beginnin' of the broad daylight
[D]
We don't need no goddam tariff here
[D7]
We're gonna trim them holes in a rockin'-chair
[G]
Take off all the rags
[C] [A]
We're gonna play a little game called tag
[A7] [E] [A]
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball
[A]
Come on you poor ass singers and you big dick slingers
[B]
We're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
Fuck, suck an' fight
[E] [A]
'Till beginnin' of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam tariff here
[B]
We're gonna trim them holes in a rockin'-chair
Take off all the rags
[A]
We're gonna play a little game called tag
[B] [E]
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball
[A]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
[A]
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball!
Lonesome Cowboy Burt [Trump Version] (The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life)
[C]
My name is Trump
[F]
I am an asshole
[C]
All my friends,
[F]
They call me "Don"
(Hi, Don!)
[C]
I'm from New York,
[F]
I lose lots of money,
[C]
But I fucked up
[G]
And committed some sins
[C]
Come out here to Nevada,
[F]
Just to find me
[C]
Some pretty girls
[F]
(No shit!)
[C]
The ones I seen
[F]
Gets me so horny;
[C]
Ruby lips,
[G]
'N teeth like pearls!
[C]
Wanna love 'em all!
[F]
In the name of Jesus!
[C]
Wanna pretty girl -
[F]
I'll even pay!
[C]
I'll buy 'em furs!
[F]
I'll buy 'em jewelry!
[C]
I'll never fuck them;
[G]
Here's what I say:
[E] [A]
I'm Lonesome Cowboy Trump!
(Speakin' atcha!)
[E] [A]
I only give 'em the tip!
(Posin' atcha!)
[E] [A]
My plastic pants,
[E] [A]
My plastic dance,
[E] [A]
My bold advance,
[D] [E]
On this here porn star...
Yodel-oh-ooh-pee-hey
Yodel-oh-ooh-pee!
[D] [A]
(He's Lonesome Cowboy Trump
[E] [A]
Look at the tip of him!)
[D]
Come on in this place,
[A]
'N I'll buy you a taste,
[E]
You can sit on my face -
[A] [A] [D] [A]
Where's my porn star?
[C]
Donny, Donny asshole
(Thank you!)
[C]
Donny, Donny asshole
(Yessir!)
[B/C]
I'm an awful nice guy!
(So you say)
[C]
I hide away from the sun!
(Oh yeah, yeah)
[C]
I'm a fascist by trade,
[E/F]
Quite a bundle like me,
[C#/D]
And I'm a feature ol' jack-ass
[F#/G]
Son-of-a-gun!
(He's a union bustin' old
Son-of-a-gun!)
[B/C]
When I get off, I get sinful
(Just the tip! Only the tip now, come on)
[C]
I spoo
[C]
Till I goo
[E/F]
On the rug
[C#/D]
Then I find me
[F#/G]
Some eighteen ninety-five Louisiana style porn star
[G]
And make her do pornographic stunts while I watch
[G]
And I have
[G]
So much fun
[D]
Jay-zus! Jay-zus!
(Pornographic stunts and I have so much fun)
(What?)
[B/C]
I huff
[C]
And I puff
(Hratche-plche
Hratche-plche)
[C]
And I pump up my sanctified erection
[C]
Till my cheeks
[E/F]
Puff up
[F]
An' turn red
[C#/D]
Along with my neck
(Say, varmint!)
[F#/G]
I drool
[G]
On my shirt
[G]
Takes a little while before I squirt
[G]
But I've been doin' it for twenty years and they haven't caught me yet
[G]
UH-OH!
[G]
Made a mistake this time!
[G]
Now I've sinned
[D]
Everybody!
(What an asshole!)
[D] [G]
Made a mistake and I sinned, uh!
[D] [G]
Made a mistake and I sinned, ow!
[D] [G]
Made a mistake and I sinned, what?
[D]
Made a mistake and I sinned
[E] [A]
Lonesome Cowboy Trump!
(Sinnin' atcha!)
[E] [A]
Come smell this fringe-y shirt!
(Grinnin' atcha!)
[E] [A]
My plastic pants,
[E] [A]
My plastic dance,
[E] [A]
My bold advance,
[D] [E]
On this here porn star...
Yodel-oh-ooh-pee-yeah
Yodel-oh-ooh-pee!
[D] [A]
He's Lonesome Cowboy Trump,
(Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
[E] [A]
Don't you dare lock him up
(Oh, tune me in now)
[D]
Come on in this place,
[A]
An' I'll buy you a taste,
[E]
'N you can sit on my face -
[A] [A] [D] [A]
Where's my porn star?
Stormy, you hot little bitch!
Find Her Finer [+2] (The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life)
Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her
If you should see a girl on the street
Now maybe you might think she is sweet
But if you wanna tickle her treat
Now really, what should you do?
(Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!)
Don't never let her know you are smart
The universe is no place to start
You gotta play it straight from the heart
She gwine renunciate you
(That's why you gotta...)
Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her
Now maybe you might think this is crude
And maybe you might think I am rude
And maybe this approach I have spewed
Is not the one for you
(Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!)
But believe me later on you'll find
As you impress her with your mind
That you would just be left behind
For a wiser fool
(So you might as well)
Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her
[Continue for as long as necessary]
Would You Go All The Way? (Chunga’s Revenge)
[C]
[F]
Remember Freddie and Jo?
[C] [D]
The night you went to the show?
[C]
(A monster movie)
[C]
Clutchin' at yer hand
[D]
(Wait ten seconds)
[C]
Clutchin' at yer arm
[D]
(Wait ten seconds)
[F] [G]
Clutchin' at yer elbow
[D]
(Wait ten seconds)
[C]
Where did your brassiere go?
[G]
When the monster came out
[F]
Everybody shout
[C]
People all around you
[C]
Screamin' at the monster
[C] [F]
The Monster From The U.S.O.
[G]
[C]
Who's this dude with his hair straight back?
[C]
His new white socks, 'n his pants all black
[C]
His T-shirt's rolled
[C]
His watch is gold
[C]
A '55 Chevy that his brother just stoled
[F]
With his arm's around yer waist
[F]
An' his hand is in yer pants
[G]
An' he asks you for a date
[G]
To the servicemen's dance
[C]
Suppose you don't wanna?
[C]
What can you do?
[C]
When a joker like that
[C] [G]
Got his hands on you
[C] [F]
Oh, baby!
[G] [F]
T-T-T-Tell me baby
[G]
Would you go all the way
[C]
For the U.S.O.?
[G]
Would you go all the way
[C]
For the U.S.A.?
[F]
Would you go all the way
[C]
For the U.S.O.?
Lift up your dress, if the answer is "no"
[C] [F]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
[C]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
[F]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
[G]
Would you go all the way?
[G]
Would you go all the way?
[F]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
[C]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
[F]
Would you go all the way
For the U.S.A.?
[G]
Would you go all the way?
[A#]
Would you go all the way?
[C]
Would you go all the way?
[D]
Would you go all the way?
Plastic People (Whisky A Go Go, 1968)
[A] [D] [Em] [D]
Plastic people
You gotta go
Plastic people
You gotta go
A fine little girl
She waits for me
She's as plastic
As she can be
She paints her face
With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair
With some shampoo
Plastic people
You gotta go
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Plastic people
You gotta go
Take a day
And walk around
Watch the nazis
Run your town
Then go home
And check yourself
You think we're singing
'Bout someone else
But you're
Plastic people
You gotta go
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Plastic people
You gotta go
Bullshit.
Me see a neon
Moon above
I searched for years
And found no love
I'm sure that love
Will never be
A product of
Plasticity
Plastic people
You gotta go
(Change)
Plastic people
You gotta go
(Change)
You gotta go
(Change)
You gotta go!
The Idiot Bastard Son (We’re Only In It For The Money)
E G E
The idiot bastard son
F#m D E Bm
The father's a Nazi in congress today
F#m D E Bm
The mother's a hooker somewhere in L.A
E G E
The idiot bastard son
F#m D E Bm
Abandoned to perish in back of a car
F#m D E Bm
Kenny will stash him away in a jar
Dsus2 Esus2 Esus2 Dsus2 Gsus2
The i di ot boy!
I never wanted to because I was too small to start with, I used to drink really some bad stuff...
Wine, all kinds of wine! Mixed, seven different varieties...
Thunderbird wine...
I don't know but I chugged a fifth of White Port once and passed out one day (heh heh)...
and I drank a quart of beer just before that...
and we were out riding around in the desert (... very strange... Anyway!)
F#m
Try and imagine
F#m F#m/A
The window all covered in green
G#aug G#aug/C
All the time he would spend
G#aug
At the church, he'd attend...
G#5 A5 Bb5 B5
Warming his pew
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Esus2 Esus2 Dsus2 Gsus2 Dsus2 Esus2
F#m D E E
Kenny will feed him & Ronnie will watch
G Bm Bm
The child will thrive and grow
G E
And enter the world
F#m D E Bm
Of liars & cheaters & people like you
G Bm Bm G Bm
Who smile & think you know what this is about
D
You think you know everything... maybe so
D
The song we sing: do you know? We're listening...
Dsus2 Esus2 Esus2 Dsus2 Gsus2
The i di ot boy!
F#m
Try and imagine
F#m F#m/A
The window all covered in green
G#aug G#aug/C
All the time he would spend
G#aug
At the church, he'd attend...
G#5 A5 Bb5 B5
Where are they now?
Right now I have two hit records on the charts, but it has not made me any money.
It has only brought me fame and glory, and a lot of work. Which I do, really not care to tell
Jelly Roll Gum Drop (Cruising With Ruben and The Jets)
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A
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
G
Baby don't you know now
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
A Bm
The way you do the bop
Bm C#m
Like a spinnin' top
C#m D
The Pachuko Hop
D E
And the L.A. Slop
E D
You make a street car stop
D C#m
At the soda shop
C#m Bm
And my eye-balls pop
Bm
When I see my
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
G
Baby don't you know now
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
A Bm
The way you boogie all night
Bm C#m
You're my heart's delight
C#m D
You know I wish I might
D Bm
Get a tiny bite of your
A G
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, I wanna, I wanna
A G
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, I wanna, I wanna
A G
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, I wanna, I wanna Jelly Roll
A G
Bop bop bah, Bop bop bah
A G
Bop bop bah, Bop bop bah
A G
Sha-la-la-la, Sha-la-la-la (Cough, cough, cough)
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
G
Baby don't you know now
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
A Bm
The way you do the bop
Bm C#m
Like a spinnin' top
C#m D
The Pachuko Hop
D E
And the L.A. Slop
E D
You make a street car stop
D C#m
At the soda shop
C#m Bm
And my eye-balls pop
Bm
When I see my
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
G
Baby don't you know now
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
A Bm
The way you boogie all night
Bm C#m
You're my heart's delight
C#m D
You know I wish I might
D Bm
Get a tiny bite of your
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
G
Baby don't you know now
A G A
Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Chords (We’re Only In It For The Money)
Am
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely
Bm
Will be free to sing and dance and love
Am
There will come a time when every evil that we know
Bm
Will be an evil that we can rise above
C7
Who cares if hair is long or short or sprayed or partly grayed
G Em
We know that hair ain't where it's at
Am D G
There will come a time when you won't even be ashamed if you are fat!
Em
Wah-wah-wah-wah!
Am
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
Bm
La La La La La La La La
Am
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
Bm
La La La La La La La La
C7
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee)
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deelde dee)
G
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee)
Em
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee)
Am D G
Em
Wah-wah-wah-wah!
Am
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely
Bm
Will be free to sing and dance and love (Dance and love)
Am
There will come a time when every evil that we know
Bm
Will be an evil that we can rise above (Rise above)
C7
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford
G Em
to buy a pair of mod a-go-go stretch elastic pants?
Am D
There will come a time when you can even
G
Take you clothes off when you dance!
Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder (Freak Out!)
G G G G
A year ago today
Em Em
Was when you went away
C C C C
But now you come back knocking on my door
D
And you say you're back to stay, but I say
G Em C D
Go cry on somebody else's shoulder
G Em
I'm somewhat wiser now
C D
And one whole year older
G Em
I sure don't need you now
C D G Em C D7
I don't love you anymore
G Em
You cheated me baby
C D
And told some dirty lies about me
G Em
Fooled around with all those other guys
C D
That's why I had to set you free
G Em
I sure don't need you now
C D G C G G7
I don't love you anymore
C
A year ago today
Cm
You went away
G G7
And now you come back crying, crying darling to me
C
I don't need you
Cm
No I don't love you anymore
A7 D7
So go lean on, go cry, on somebody else's door
G Em C D
Go cry on somebody else's shoulder
G Em
I'm somewhat wiser now
C D
And one whole year older
G Em
I sure don't need you now
C D G C G G7
I don't love you anymore
C
Go ahead and cry
Cm
Go ahead and let the tears fall out of your eyes
G
Let 'em fall on your dress
G7
Who cares if it makes a mess
C
I gave you my high school ring
Cm
At the root beer stand
A7
We had a teenage love, baby
D7
I thought it was sharp it was really so grand, but...
G Em
You cheated me baby
C D
And told some dirty lies about me
G Em
Fooled around with all those other guys
C D
That's why I had to get my khakis pressed
G Em
I sure don't need you now
C D G Em C D7
I don't love you anymore Baby, Baby
G Em C D
Baby I love you so much, why don't you date me?
G Em C D
I dig you, but you don't dig me, I don't understand what it is
G Em C D
I had my car reupholstered, I got my hair processed
G Em C D
I got a nice pompadour job, I got a new pair of shoes...
Motherly Love (Freak Out!)
A G6
Motherly love
A G6
Motherly love
A G6 A G6
Forget about the brotherly and otherly love
F#m
Motherly love is just the thing for you
E
You know your mother's gonna love ya till ya don't know what to do
E G F E
A
The Mothers got love that'll drive ya mad
They're ravin' 'bout the way we do
No need to feel lonely, no need to feel sad,
G Bm A
If we ever get a hold on you
What you need is...
A G6
Motherly love (Come on get it now)
A G6
Motherly love
A G6 A G6
Forget about the brotherly and otherly love
F#m
Motherly love is just the thing for you
E
You know your mother's gonna love ya till ya don't know what to do
E G F E
A
Nature's been good to this here band
Don't ever think we're shy
Send us up some little groupies and we'll take their hands
G Bm A
And rock 'em till they sweat and cry
What you need is...
A G6
Motherly love
A G6
Motherly love
A G6 A G6
Forget about the brotherly and otherly love
F#m
Motherly love is just the thing for you
E
You know your mother's gonna love ya till ya don't know what to do
E G F E
A
We can love ya till ya have a heart attack
You'd best believe that's true
We'll bite your neck and scratch your back
G Bm A
Till you don't know what to do
What you need is...
A G6
Motherly love
A G6
Motherly love
A G6 A G6
Forget about the brotherly and otherly love
F#m
Motherly love is just the thing for you
E
You know your mother's gonna love ya till ya don't know what to do
A
You know I've got a little Motherly love for you baby
You know I've got a little Motherly love for you honey
You know it doesn't bother me at all that you're only 18 years old
'Cause I got a little Motherly love for you baby
Pow pow pow pow
Sofa No. 2 (One Size Fits All)
G C
I am the heaven,
F G
I am the water.
G F G
Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Wal-zen,
(Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)
G F G
Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz,(Ha-ha-ha!)
Em F G
Und verlorenes Metallgeld.
F G
(Metallgeld)
Em F C G
Ich bin deine Ritze,
Em F C G
Ich bin deine Ritze und Schlitze.
G C
I am the clouds,
F G
I am embroidered.
F G
Ich bin der Autor aller Fel-gen,
F G
Und Dam-ast Pas-peln.
C F G
Ich bin der Chrome Din-ette,
C F G
Ich bin der Chrome Din-ette.
Em F C G
Ich bin Ei-er aller Arten.[Falsetto]
C F G
Ich bin alle Tag-e und Nach-te
C F G
Ich bin alle Tag-e und Nach-te
F G F
Ich bin hi-er (AIEE-AH!)
Em A
Und du bist mein Sofa
F G F
Ich bin hi-er (AIEE-AH!)
Em A
Und du bist mein Sofa
F G F
Ich bin hi-er (AIEE-AH!)
Em A
Und du bist mein Sofa!
Yeah-ha-ha-ay,
Yah-ha!
Yeah, my Sofa,
Yeah-ha-hey!
Uncle Bernie’s Farm [+5] (Absolutely Free)
F
(I'm dreaming...)
Dm
There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up,
E C Dm
A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)
Dm
A baby doll that burps 'n pees;
E C Dm
A case of airplane glue!
G
There's a hungry plastic troll,
To scarf yo buddy's arm!
There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:
G A# C
"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"
Dm
There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'
E C Dm
There's a 'NATION' you can buy!
There's a doll that looks like mommy
E C Dm
(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)
G
There's a doll that looks like daddy
(He's a funny little man...
Push a button 'n ask fo money:
G A# C
There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet)
F7
We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
Christmas don't make it no more!
A# A#7
Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction
A# A#7
Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)
Dm
There's a man who runs the country
E C Dm
There's a man who tried to think
Dm
And they're all made out of plastic
E C Dm
(When they melt, they start to stink)
G
There's a book with smiling children,
Nearly dead with Christmas joys
And smiling in his office
G A# C
is the creep who makes 'the toys'
F and F7
They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
You got little plastic pools of blood
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...)
...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...
There's this other thing, I...
I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench
and comes with a tape recorder...
I got plastic brass knuckles
with sound effects
We got a '39 Chevy...
Concentration Moon [+2] (We’re Only In It For The Money)
C Dm7 G
Concentration Moon
C Dm7 G
Over the camp in the valley
C Dm7 G
Concentration Moon
C Dm7 G
Wish I was back in the alley
Am Dm
With all of my friends, Still running free:
F G G
Hair growing out Every hole in me
Dm F G G7/A
AMERICAN WAY How did it start?
Dm F G G7/A
Thousands of creeps Killed in the park
Dm F G G7/A
AMERICAN WAY Try and explain
Dm F G G7/A
Scab of a nation Driven insane
Cmaj7
Don't cry Gotta go bye bye
Ebmaj7
SUDDENLY: DIE DIE
Dm G G G G
COP KILL A CREEP! pow pow pow
("and the day after that, and the day after that...)
C Dm7 G
Concentration Moon
C Dm7 G
Over the camp in the valley
C Dm7 G
Concentration Moon
C Dm7 G
Wish I was back in the alley
Am Dm
With all of my friends, Still running free:
F G G
Hair growing out Every hole in me
Dm F G G7/A
AMERICAN WAY Threatened by US
Dm F G G7/A
Drag a few creeps Away in a bus
Dm F G G7/A
AMERICAN WAY Prisoner lock
Dm F G G7/A
SMASH EVERY CREEP IN THE FACE WITH A ROCK
Cmaj7
Don't cry Gotta go bye bye
Ebmaj7
SUDDENLY: DIE DIE
Dm G G G G
COP KILL A CREEP! pow pow pow
Sharleena [+2] (Chunga’s Revenge)
Am G
Oooh... Aaah (repeat)
Am G Am G
I'm cryin' I'm cryin'
Em A
Cryin' for Sharleena, can't you see
G
I called up all my baby's friends 'n’ asked them
A
Where she done went
G
But nobody 'round here seems to know
A G Em A G Em
Where my Sharleena's been where my Sharleena's been
A Em7
Ten long years I have been lovin' her
A Em7 A Em7
Ten long years and I thought deep down in my heart, she was mine
A Em7
Ten long years I been lovin' her
A Em7 A Em7
Ten long years I would call her my baby, and now, I'm always cryin'
G A (several times then) C C C D E D# D# D# F G
G D / F# Em D
I would be so delighted, I would be so delighted
C G / B Am C Am7 D Em7 (Riff notes E G B ) A
If they would just, send her on home to me.
Em7 A
Send my baby home to me
Em7 A
Send my baby home to me
Em7 A
How Could I Be Such A Fool (Freak Out!)
C
When I won your love
Em
I was very glad
Bb
Every happiness in the world
Dm
Belonged to me
Ab
Then our love was lost
Cm
And you went away
G
Now I shed my tears
Fm G
In lonely misery
C
I know now that you never ever
Em
Really loved me
Bb
It hurts me now to think you never ever
Dm
Really cared
Ab
I sit and ask myself a thousand times
Cm
To try and find
G
What really happened
Fm
To the love
G
That we shared
Em
How could I be such a fool
How could I believe
All those lies you told me
How could I be taken in
By your sweet face
F
You spoiled our love
F
You ruined my life
Ab
I'm so tore down
G
I'm a terrible disgrace
C
But there will come a time
Em
And you'll regret the way
Bb
You treated me
As if I was a fool
Dm
And didn't know
Ab
The many times you lied
Cm
About your love for me
G
Someone else is gonna know
Fm G
That your love was just a show
Em
How could I be such a fool
He’s So Gay (You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6)
Dm C Am Dm G
He's so gay [he's so gay] he's very very gay
C Am Dm G
He's so gay [he's so gay] and he likes to be that way
C Dm G
With his keys on the right he's into rubber every night
C Dm G
He's so gay [oh oh oh oh] he's almost everyone today
C Am Dm G
He's okay [he's okay] he's got a role he wants to play
C Am Dm G
He's okay [oh oh oh oh] he's just a cowboy for a day
C Am Dm G
Course his evening's not complete without some meat in the seat
C Am Dm G
Let's skate away down Santa Monica today well well well
F C Bb C
Maybe he wants a little spanking maybe he'll eat a little cha - a - ain
F
Maybe his lover should be thanking him
D G Dm G
For the way he makes it sprinkle into drops of golden ra - a - a - ain
C Am Dm G
He's so gay [he's so gay] he rules the city in a way
C Am Dm G
You could say [you could say] it's sorta different today
C Am Dm G
All the taffeta and chintz and every leather boy's a prince
C Am Dm G
Hey hey hey [oh oh oh oh] please don't look the other way
F G
You could be just like him tomorrow
F G
Maybe you'll get a chance to borrow [borrow]
C Am Dm G
His bouquet and maybe later maybe later
C F C N.C.
We'll all be ga-y-y-y-y-ay-y-y-ay
G G
Do you really wanna hurt me
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body (We’re Only In It For The Money)
G Em
What's the ugliest
C D7
part of your body?
G Em
What's the ugliest
C D7
part of your body?
G Em
Some say your nose
C D7
Some say your toes
G Em
But I think it's your mind (Your mind)
C D7
I think it's your mind (Woo woo!)
C9
All your children
Esus4 Am
Are poor, unfortunate victims
Dsus4
Of systems beyond their control
C9 Esus4
A plague upon your ignorance
Am D
And the gray despair of your ugly life
Bm
Where did annie go
Bbm
when she went to town?
Am
Who are all those creeps
Abm
That she brings around?
C9
All your children
Esus4 Am
Are poor, unfortunate victims
Dsus4
Of lies you believe
C9 Esus4
A plague upon your ignorance
Am
Which keeps the young
D D D C Em D
From the truth they deserve